She Says/ He Says (Venus vs Mars)

This is where you find how much she exaggerates

She says: I will never be ready – He says: I’m leaving anyway

She says: The dingy seems to be lower on the davits than normal. Waves are hitting it. Could this cause a problem?  – He says: Sure! Don’t you know dingys aren’t supposed to get wet.

She says: It is so humid it is condensating on the bathroom floor-He Says: The intake hose is leaking.

She says: I think we are dragging anchor – He says: No way! I set it too good. Go back to sleep.

P.S. Boat for sale, currently on the hard